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This page tracks the progress of the renovation of our Upper East Side fixer-upper apartment for those who want to follow along.

Here are some relevant financial notes for background:

  • We’re not rich. We can afford a Manhattan pied-à-terre because of our unique circumstances: we’re retired, we have some savings, we live on Staten Island with our son and his family, and we’re tired of traveling.
  • This apartment is largely an asset swap: instead of bonds, we now own a pied-à-terre with essentially the same after-tax returns and risk profile as the bonds.
  • Our real ownership cost is the apartment’s monthly maintenance. This expense is offset by not taking three vacations/cruises a year.
  • Our $130,000 renovation budget comes from the after-tax, after-expenses profit we earned from the sale of our UWS apartment.

Here’s a top-down view of the layout

Here’s the apartment when we closed:

The work needed to renovate the apartment is:

  • Replace everything in the kitchen and enlarge the pass-through window
  • Replace everything in the two bathrooms
  • Create a small 9’ x 10’ office with flex-walls and French doors
  • Install a stackable washer/dryer in the closet (to create a laundry)

The next steps are to:

  • Move our furniture out of storage and into the apartment
  • Make major decisions on what we want in the renovation
  • Find a contractor

The renovation costs associated with this step are zero.

Here’s the apartment after we moved in the furniture:

Status:

  • Move our furniture out of storage and into the apartment… DONE
  • Make major decisions on what we want in the renovation… DONE
  • Find a contractor… DONE

The next steps are to:

  • Get an estimate from the contractor
  • Review/approve the estimate, hire the contractor, pay the deposit
  • Prepare and submit the Alteration Agreement to the co-op board
  • Work with the co-op board to obtain their approval
  • Pay the fees owed to the co-op
  • Schedule work with the contractor
  • Buy the long lead-time items: appliances and cabinets

The renovation costs associated with this step are $x:

  • Deposit paid to the contractor: $a
  • Fees paid to the condo: $b
  • Cost of appliances: $c
  • Cost of cabinets: $d
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I built this website to make it easy to get to OneDrive, where the Fingerboard collection of more than 60,000 photos and videos is stored. Over time, I added pages for family news, family trees, and notable deeds. Last year, as therapy for my severe case of TDS, I added a blog called "spouting off" and have been doing so ever since.

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